How it be sucka....

This is a little informative bit for yall who don't know what it is like to drive around this dump- I mean.... Shithole... Here is a pic of us driving down the road.. We drive in the center of the road because of all the goodies that hodgie likes to plant on the sides of the roads.. Hodgie plants these things in animal carcasses, craters from the previos IED his ass dug in, boxes, trash, you name it he will rig it... Even donkeys that aren't dead yet.... So traffic is forced to get over and make way... oh did I tell you about the land mines too that could be on the side of the road as of recent they are using a lot more mines and the smart little buggers can rig them in the middle of the road.. you would like to think these bastads were stupid but they are not... So just driving down the road can be pretty taxing your always looking for something that could possibly blow up or be an ambush or what ever... Who would have ever thought especially after living in upstate New York that an animal carcass on the side of the road would make your asshole pucker... So as I was saying traffic gets out of your way or else.........................
.....they magically land on their sides... No just kidding sirry... This dude decided to swerve at an oncoming patrol.. This is bad cuz at the time this was going on we thought it was a VBIED (vehicle born improvised explosive device) it wasn't the guy just turned out to be stupid or something... because he swerved at this......
A big ol' Stryker... Y? We don't know.
Then he got out of his flipped ass car and charged the patrol so they put him down... don't worry ladies and gentleman though because we treat enemy WIA as we would or own.... So as you can see here he is getting the best medical treatment we can provide... Ask me about this later cuz this was funny.... Though I've seen videos of the best medical treatment that insurgents can provide and it just makes me derned proud to come from such a civilized nation such as our own... Blast those prisons in Cuba... So we actually escorted these guys to the nearest FOB so that this scum bag piece of shit could go to the hospital... Scum bag piece of shit I mean "Local National"!

With this pic I'm trying to give you an idea about how nasty it is and what you have to be weary of... Like that nice big drum there could hold a lot of goodies in it... In some places there are just piles and piles of garbage that hodgems can just throw a "Burlap Boom!"- lil joke there you probably won't get it if you weren't in the truck.... This is a good sign though- the traffic you see to your left... Now say that it was rush hour day like this and that lane was empty then most likely your going to have the seat cushion sucked between your buttocks and your teeth clenched cuz something is bout to explode... No nothing exploded on the day that this particluar pic was taking and no hodgies were hurt during the creation of this post....
Thank you for your support... If you have any questions about things that go boom ask my gunner but speak up cuz Gary? dont hear so well now a days...