T.V., BEER, DISHNETWORK, & SUBWAY

Duuuuuuuuude I know what your thinkin "Post more pictures prick!" or damn that Roo is one sexy mofo.... Either way dude I know and I'm sorry. Maybe in a month or so when I get a comp and the Army pays a mutha fucka. Pimp snookey needs that Platnum Grill Beeeeeeotch! The other night I was watchin t.v. and I was like dude t.v. and dishnetwork fucking rock. I can order movies and shit and watch people beat the shit out of eachother on Spike or order a fight on PPV. And let me tell you man the last UFC 56 was dope. Matt Hughes has a sick submission game now man and Rich Franklin beat the SHIT out of Rizzo... Rizzo talked all this shit and got K.Oed in the first. Oh and now his nose looks like an S. Rad. That dude and t.v. in your house just rocks cuz if you want a beer or a sammich you just get up go to the kitchen and make one and its right there. Or if you want beer and a sammich and its super late you just cruise down to Dot Mart and tank you veddy much sir.... Ohhhhhh but the breastest is taking at phat dizzump on your own shitter when you have the A.C. set to Fort Drum.
Ok. So anyway my Subway visit was the shizzle. I love subway but I can't remember if I told you about it or not. Oh well. It was dope. Holy shit this dude I thought was a dude sitting next to me started talking on the cell phone.... And its a chick. Scary very scary.
So anyway later on today or tomorrow mornin I will be drivin my silly ass to Kansass. I'm pretty excited. Florida is just to weird its like 80 here nice and toasty. I dig it though I could definitely cruise around in shorts and a beater all year long man no doubt.
Well I don't know what else to write about man but I miss all my bro's from the team. People don't think its funny when your randomly tell them to shut the fuck up or they don't think its funny when I rub thinks- with my..... um -its smells a little musty in here. Civilians have a strange sense of humor.
I just wanted to say that I love America man and out of the 12 countries I've been to this place is the best. Ya sure sometimes people suck here like people in customer service that are rude to you and stuff and need to come with subtitles, but man this place fucking Rocks. I was coming home from Tampa the other day and saw the Hard Rock Casino and was like shit main. I pulled over and went inside blew 7 bucks on slots and left. Oh ya and I took a pee pee. I actually was up like 20 something but lost it but hey it was a pretty rad rest stop. Ok folks I'll write more later and I'm taking pictures and shit and I'm trying to find a site where I can just post em and schtuff.... All right I have to go back to real life.... Peace!
Roodawg Out!

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Well its been awhile I know. Sorry so pics cuz I'm using the comp at the library. Getting ready to move to FT. Riley Kansas. I'm just making this post right now to pass the time while I'm waiting for people at HRC Virginia to e-mail me a confirmation letter that they got my corrected contract for active duty. Thats been a fucking nightmare all in itself. Thats a tale for a different time. Ya so I'm Active Duty getting ready to go to Kansas. Apparently the 1st Brigade of something over there is redeploying to Iraq. My buddy assures me that they won't send me anywhere for 6 months cuz I just got back. But I'm thinking about volunteering to go. We'll see. I'm trying to get Ranger school knocked out too. So I've been rucking (road marching in BDU's and 45lb ruck) its great to see the walkers in the morning stare at me like I'm crazy. Its a way to pass the time. I'm so hungry right now I've been excited to get a steak n cheese sub from Subway. I wonder if if it will taste like shit like the dot head Subway on Danger. Sorry I hope Dot head didn't offend anyone. I'm not a biggot I swear. I hate everyone equally. Except for crackers and honkey's I hate them the most. I was always a big self loather. Anyway Dot head is the word for the week. Considering while I was in Iraq I was approved for a car loan through HSBC said and done but they had to wait for me to get back to the states to cut me the check. So I call them yesterday and they tell me that there is a 45 day window and guesswhat its day 45. So they are like you would have to rush and find a car and we would cut you the check today. So just reapply and that will give you time to look for a car. Me being the dim whitted ass munch which you all know and love agreed. So they transferred me to loan apps and guess who is on the line doing my app. Fucking hajji. Well I think it was a dot head so what ever tomato tammato fucking hajji. So I can barely understand this non-local national. We get through and she is like "So soddy sir your application has been denied. Thank you come again." So now I'm pissed and I say "Ok hows that nothing has changed and as of 20 minutes ago you had a check for me." "Ok sir I check." Then her terrorist -I'm sorry I'm profiling- my bad. I apologize I sincerely hope noone is offended. Ok I mean her manager gets on the phone. And just keeps repeating the same shit over and over to like I'm some fucking retard- even better yet like she is me trying to reitterate something to a fucking hajji who can't understand the American english coming out of my soup cooler. So I flip out and go into "Desert Mouth Mode" which means I said the word fuck about 42 times in one sentence and basically told her to pound sand using the word fuck 18 times. Yaay for school.
Was that a fun story everyone? So now I went through a different dealer who wants me to put 2500 down before they will give me a loan because my credit is so awesome. So now I need to find some shady Italians,- there I go generalizing again that will sell me a car for at least 27.9 APR. Ok I'm going now cuz I want to see if the Subway here will give me runny butt like the one at Danger. I'm even excited to see if Americans work there. Well I'll write more great stuff later so stay tuned and maybe I'll even get a computer with a keyboard who's spacebar works.
Ruark Out!

WARNING
The views expressed in this blog are not my own but come from the little voices in my head so if you are offended I sincerely apologize and your comments are welcome. So feel free to voice your opinion and exercise your rights as American citizens.... Or if your a haaji or a dot head as American vistors here on student visa's though you no longer attend school. Thank you. Roodawg