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Well its been awhile I know. Sorry so pics cuz I'm using the comp at the library. Getting ready to move to FT. Riley Kansas. I'm just making this post right now to pass the time while I'm waiting for people at HRC Virginia to e-mail me a confirmation letter that they got my corrected contract for active duty. Thats been a fucking nightmare all in itself. Thats a tale for a different time. Ya so I'm Active Duty getting ready to go to Kansas. Apparently the 1st Brigade of something over there is redeploying to Iraq. My buddy assures me that they won't send me anywhere for 6 months cuz I just got back. But I'm thinking about volunteering to go. We'll see. I'm trying to get Ranger school knocked out too. So I've been rucking (road marching in BDU's and 45lb ruck) its great to see the walkers in the morning stare at me like I'm crazy. Its a way to pass the time. I'm so hungry right now I've been excited to get a steak n cheese sub from Subway. I wonder if if it will taste like shit like the dot head Subway on Danger. Sorry I hope Dot head didn't offend anyone. I'm not a biggot I swear. I hate everyone equally. Except for crackers and honkey's I hate them the most. I was always a big self loather. Anyway Dot head is the word for the week. Considering while I was in Iraq I was approved for a car loan through HSBC said and done but they had to wait for me to get back to the states to cut me the check. So I call them yesterday and they tell me that there is a 45 day window and guesswhat its day 45. So they are like you would have to rush and find a car and we would cut you the check today. So just reapply and that will give you time to look for a car. Me being the dim whitted ass munch which you all know and love agreed. So they transferred me to loan apps and guess who is on the line doing my app. Fucking hajji. Well I think it was a dot head so what ever tomato tammato fucking hajji. So I can barely understand this non-local national. We get through and she is like "So soddy sir your application has been denied. Thank you come again." So now I'm pissed and I say "Ok hows that nothing has changed and as of 20 minutes ago you had a check for me." "Ok sir I check." Then her terrorist -I'm sorry I'm profiling- my bad. I apologize I sincerely hope noone is offended. Ok I mean her manager gets on the phone. And just keeps repeating the same shit over and over to like I'm some fucking retard- even better yet like she is me trying to reitterate something to a fucking hajji who can't understand the American english coming out of my soup cooler. So I flip out and go into "Desert Mouth Mode" which means I said the word fuck about 42 times in one sentence and basically told her to pound sand using the word fuck 18 times. Yaay for school.
Was that a fun story everyone? So now I went through a different dealer who wants me to put 2500 down before they will give me a loan because my credit is so awesome. So now I need to find some shady Italians,- there I go generalizing again that will sell me a car for at least 27.9 APR. Ok I'm going now cuz I want to see if the Subway here will give me runny butt like the one at Danger. I'm even excited to see if Americans work there. Well I'll write more great stuff later so stay tuned and maybe I'll even get a computer with a keyboard who's spacebar works.
Ruark Out!

WARNING
The views expressed in this blog are not my own but come from the little voices in my head so if you are offended I sincerely apologize and your comments are welcome. So feel free to voice your opinion and exercise your rights as American citizens.... Or if your a haaji or a dot head as American vistors here on student visa's though you no longer attend school. Thank you. Roodawg