T.V., BEER, DISHNETWORK, & SUBWAY

Duuuuuuuuude I know what your thinkin "Post more pictures prick!" or damn that Roo is one sexy mofo.... Either way dude I know and I'm sorry. Maybe in a month or so when I get a comp and the Army pays a mutha fucka. Pimp snookey needs that Platnum Grill Beeeeeeotch! The other night I was watchin t.v. and I was like dude t.v. and dishnetwork fucking rock. I can order movies and shit and watch people beat the shit out of eachother on Spike or order a fight on PPV. And let me tell you man the last UFC 56 was dope. Matt Hughes has a sick submission game now man and Rich Franklin beat the SHIT out of Rizzo... Rizzo talked all this shit and got K.Oed in the first. Oh and now his nose looks like an S. Rad. That dude and t.v. in your house just rocks cuz if you want a beer or a sammich you just get up go to the kitchen and make one and its right there. Or if you want beer and a sammich and its super late you just cruise down to Dot Mart and tank you veddy much sir.... Ohhhhhh but the breastest is taking at phat dizzump on your own shitter when you have the A.C. set to Fort Drum.
Ok. So anyway my Subway visit was the shizzle. I love subway but I can't remember if I told you about it or not. Oh well. It was dope. Holy shit this dude I thought was a dude sitting next to me started talking on the cell phone.... And its a chick. Scary very scary.
So anyway later on today or tomorrow mornin I will be drivin my silly ass to Kansass. I'm pretty excited. Florida is just to weird its like 80 here nice and toasty. I dig it though I could definitely cruise around in shorts and a beater all year long man no doubt.
Well I don't know what else to write about man but I miss all my bro's from the team. People don't think its funny when your randomly tell them to shut the fuck up or they don't think its funny when I rub thinks- with my..... um -its smells a little musty in here. Civilians have a strange sense of humor.
I just wanted to say that I love America man and out of the 12 countries I've been to this place is the best. Ya sure sometimes people suck here like people in customer service that are rude to you and stuff and need to come with subtitles, but man this place fucking Rocks. I was coming home from Tampa the other day and saw the Hard Rock Casino and was like shit main. I pulled over and went inside blew 7 bucks on slots and left. Oh ya and I took a pee pee. I actually was up like 20 something but lost it but hey it was a pretty rad rest stop. Ok folks I'll write more later and I'm taking pictures and shit and I'm trying to find a site where I can just post em and schtuff.... All right I have to go back to real life.... Peace!
Roodawg Out!