Saturday, October 15, 2005

Da Boyz cont:

This is our fearless leader Spantonio Banderas aka Dick Dragon, Poopy Pants. He is the one who got suckered into taking about of rag tags and in and forming a PSD for the CSM. I've known Spantonio for like 3 or more so years now. He is prior active duty and knows tons of shit. He is probably one of the best trainers that I know. If the guys are reading this don't think I'm kissin ass cuz its true. Anything you want to know about guns. This guy knows it. He is single so he can buy all sorts of guns. He worships at Gander Mountain also known as the church of Spanton. His extreme love of 80's music sets him apart from the whole group. He has also been known to go from good mood to shitty pants anywhere between 0-60 seconds. Me and Spantonio constantly pick on Gotti and then blame it on Drake. In his spare time you can find Spantonio hangliding on Dorito's or hoola hooping through Cheerio's. Out of all of all the senior NCO's in this whole division Spantonio is by far the most knowledgable... shit on just about anything because we know Army standards have long been forgotten here. The shitty thing is a lot of the officers and senior enlisted are blinded by their own incompentancy to listen to Spantonio has to say... ie. You have to zero a M-240B machine gun you just don't check them out and go shoot, things of that nature. He took a rag tag bunch of Soldiers from different MOS's and made them work together as a team and by far from what I've seen the best in HHC. Come on we work side by side with Tankers that got to count for something.
Alas I can't forget our great friend Red Bull. We recently got Spantonio addicted to this small sexy slim cans of heavonly bliss and energy. Mothers milk as we like to call it is a staple to our diet and healthy lifestyle. I recently red that one of the ingredients Taurine that can be found in Red Bull helps protect the muscles. On long hot ass trips we will usually pound about 4-5 of these succulent beverages. This most I've ever had in a day I think is 6 and man was I going. We have a cooler in the truck that we pack with ice and throw some Gatorades in there and some Waters and some Necture of the Gods (Red Bull). We have like 3 cases of this stuff in the trunk at anytime. Red Bull goes with a lot of things but stuff that we can't drink here. I'll name a few. Vodka, Jaggermeister, Jack Daniels, Jameson... You can pretty much drink it with anything... Alright folks until next time...... Roo dawg out
This is a picture of the inside of our Truck we moved the goods to the trunk though.....

1 comment:

Nini said...

Hey stranger, you posted a comment on my blog. Thank you for your compliments, but nay, my vocab ain't that fantastic. I'm still in shock to receive a post from an American soldier! Your pictures in your blog is very interesting but depressing at the same time.