F-U-C-K-E-D A-G-A-I-N

Hello, readers! Do you want to sing the 2nd Platoon Punishers song today? Whats that? You do, well thats nifty! I'm going to teach you how and then I want you to sing it outloud in front of your computer so everyone in your house or office, or where ever your at can hear. Does everyone know the old Mickey Mouseketeer song? You know the one M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. You know it? Good now hum it out a little bit get it into your head ok now to the same tune the 2nd platoon song goes a little something like this.



COME ALONG LETS SING THE SONG OF WHAT THE DID TO YOU AND ME



F-U-C-K-E-D A-G-A-I-N

FUCKED AGAIN

FUCKED AGAIN

FOREVER THEY WILL POUND OUR BUTTHOLES DRY- DRY-DRY!



and then you just repeat. It only has one verse but its pretty sufficient I would say. Now readers whenever you feel like your getting fucked over you can sing the Punisher song too.



Here I sit in my room where my heater decided to give up and quit strangely enough after hajj came in and cleaned it. Its cold enough to see my breath and the folks at the mayor cell said that the maintenance was routine so it would probably be a while. If my shit don't work tonight guess who else's shit ain't working tonight? I'll be doing some black ops so don't tell anybody.

Back to the opening with the Punisher song thats because today this very Saturday that I write to you we were supposed to be in the Green Zone, we were supposed to have left yesterday. Right now we should be in civilian clothes freezing our asses off in the pool and eating decent food. We are supposed to be at freedom rest where all the other platoons got to go. Then from there we were supposed to be able to go to Liberty and get motorized turrets put on our humvee's and that would have been Oprah Winfrey tits because Liberty has a giant PX and Taco Bell and Burger King, Popeyes Chicken, and a fucking Pizza Hut. We would've been out of old Rusty for about 6-7 days....... But NOOOOOOOOOO! Apparently a couple of the terrorist groups and or organizations, don't want to realize that the surge is working and have decided to come out and play and bomb the fuck out of some shit. With this comes the reasoning that its to dangerous for our platoon to go on freedom rest. They must not realize that I will face a thousand IED's to eat a BURRITO SUPREME, if anything is worth danger or fighting for I say let it be a WHOPPER, A BURRITO SUPREME, POPEYES CHICKEN AND A FUCKING MEAT LOVERS FROM PIZZA HUT. Now the terrorists have done fucked up Deuce Deuce can't get his fast food fix that he was looking forward to, stay in your homes militia men for my hunger and lust of some Nacho's and Burger King fries have been directed towards you and I will have my Flame Broiled Jihad against you and all who stand in the way of me and high cholesterol. I've also just watched RAMBO 4 multiple times so now your really fucked! Bitch!

Ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere not to be out done by getting the big green weenie on some freedom rest, our last 2 months here will be spent at our Luxurious COP that we had relinquished to the terds from 3rd ID. HURRAY!!!! In all the infinite wisdom of the big Army since shit went south they think that since when we were in charge of that area and it was all good then terd took it over and it went shitty. [ Not that I'm bitching because some units have been in the COP for the whole 15 months just about.] Maybe they see that on their map somewhere but its been my experience, and mind you I do not have a college education and I can barely remember high school and this is my own poorly educated opinion, but- its been my experience that the violence is somewhat seasonal, in Samarra back in 05 I remember at least 3 offensives big ones being done to retake the city, the same in Baquba, the same in Fallujah, and Mosul. The units go there claim that the big bad man has been defeated and then a couple months later Violence in a bad way sparks up. Its on the web man you can read about this shit. Hey but when the unit goes home the big speech is "We were responsible for bringing stability to the region." The unit that took the place over for you when they get home they say the same shit. I don't have the answers and maybe I'm way off on this one but hey thats my 2 cents.

So anywho its back to the Death Star and from what I understand its now "Fully Operational."

I'll leave you with this a bored video by Garrison, the same soldier that brought some of you the beaver dance.

ENJOY!

DEUCE DEUCE OUT!!!

P.s. Dont forget your Punisher song.
PSS I apologize for the spelling and grammatical errors as my spill chack duznt werk 4 sum reesin.