Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Shorter than a Midget on His Knees

Where the fuck have you people been? Oh ya its me that dropped off of the net. Well quite frankly I just haven't felt like writing and really nothing significant has happened for me to write about. There probably has but most likely I've been really lazy. Anymore we are just doing the same old shit day in and day out. Not like the wahabi's haven't noticed either, they are pretty smart like that. Dusting off the old Kalashinikov's and RPG's to come out and take pot shots and such. Clever little fellas.
Packed my bags tonight its getting close really really close. Its interesting all the conflicting information that we keep getting about what the hell is going on. You'd almost think that these people haven't done this shit before......... Oh yeah. They haven't. Needless to say I'm a tad frustrated but at this point its to be expected. Fuck it just go out to the COP one last time burn some shit barrels, say good by to my kiddie friends down the street (today Setz gave away his T.V.). Come back to the FOB do play the connex game, hurry up and wait and we will be on that bird baby. Soon really soon.
Nothing really going on to much sorry to disappoint really. All we've been doin is playin combat engineer and occasionally hanging the ol' arse out on the side of the road trolling for VBIED's. Any day is as dangerous as the next, we are still on a roll just missing EFP's or hajj will set them out right after we leave to taunt us, but we have something for that ass big man so keep it up. The next time you think your being sneaky you'll wind up with a 2nd asshole somewhere in the vicinity of your forehead! hehehehehehehe.
I'm gonna post some pics later to those faithful readers that keep coming back and cursing me for not writing anything new, I apologize. I'm just as bored as you are, between dodging road side bombs and rockets and what not.
Well stay tuned and I'll post some pics and hopefully a little better post on the next one. TTFN.
DEUCE DEUCE OUT!!!!

P.S. Blogger the damn spell check still doesnt work readers are going to really start to notice that I have the IQ of an Infantryman soon if you don't fix that shit!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol...where've YOU been?!? We're SO happy to hear from you! ; ) And, happy, too, that you and your guys will soon be on that big bird heading home! Yes!!! Looking forward to more of your great pictures in the meanwhile.

Nixon said...

Sorry to hear you're being held up by the bureaucracy of the US Army. I'm sure once you get to Kuwait, the people in charge of processing will act like it the first time a unit re-deployed in the history of modern conflict. Oh well. It'll all be over soon. Thanks for keeping us staff weenies safe and hope your travels aren't met with a lot of hassles.

V said...

Thanks for updating! I just dropped my Cav Scout boyfriend off at his recruiting station yesterday, he's on his way to Basic and AIT. Reading your blog really helps me prepare myself for things he might be dealing with in the future (even though your MOS is different) and I was worried because you hadn't updated in a while! Glad to hear you're getting to go home soon. Thanks for all your hard work.

David M said...

The Thunder Run has linked to this post in the blog post From the Front: 03/19/2008 News and Personal dispatches from the front lines.

Anonymous said...

My son is a trauma medic at the AF Theater Hospital, Balad AB. Keep your head and ass low until you hit friendlier turf, GruntShit - sorry Sgt. GruntShit. I don't want to hear that you, or any of your troops, payed him a visit at the ER. Heroes are a dime a dozen there; but, very rare here. Get your ass home!

P.S. You don’t have to spell; just shoot fast and straight.

The Outspoken Army Wife said...

HEY, there you are! Good to see a new blog entry! ALL of you just PLEASE be careful. I can't believe ya'll are still having to do this stupid crap! How ridiculous! What happened to your "replacements"? Shouldnt they be doing some of the work by now? Just keep up the good work, keep watching each others backs, and let God do the rest. I have all faith in God that he will bring ya'll back safe and soon! I hate to even think of the letters, EFP, IED, VBIED. Can I please have a word without the "E" in it Mr. Pat Sayjack? *L

membrain said...

What LT Nixon said. Best wishes for a smooth transition home. Looking forward to the pictures.

Take care.

Anonymous said...

Kewl! May every last remaining moment of your tour be as boring and uneventful as today!

Good to hear you're doing well.

R